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August 11 2017

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when i see a cute girl: Holy Gay I Am Shit




God I really wish carrying stuffed animals around with you was socially acceptable

Don’t let ur dreams be dreams

Finally the post for me







gnome sweet gnome

sweet gnome alabama

gnomeward bound

green green grass of gnome

stop this foolishness




if you aren’t gay wyd

if u ARE gay wyd? are u free ? wanna come over

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enemies to enemies with benefits


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Really want to see this




I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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sometimes i think about Sebastian, Hawke, and Fenris but i also think about Sebastian, Hawke, and Fenris

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The true hardships of Kirkwall.

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Photo-Series by Bogdan Gîrbovan About How Different People Live In Identical Apartments

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my half of an art trade with @kariniarts! i hope you like it!


there’s something about the style of DAO that i love

it’s just so… it’s very drab.  all rogue armor looks exactly the same.  like, helmet upgrade?  yep it’s the same thing but in a slightly different tint.  mages get those ridiculous hats and the dingy robes.  grey wardens don’t have that flashy blue and silver armor yet they just wear whatever the hell drops off of darkspawn.  ferelden is brown and muddy.  as it should be.  denerim is the crown jewel of the country but it’s just dogs barking and dirt and flies.

when your warden suddenly decides that they’re no longer an archer or mage and grabs a random ass sword to shove through the archdemon’s skull, they’ve marched their way up and down this maker-forsaken land and they’ve got mud and dog shit all over their boots and no part of this journey was even remotely glamorous, because it was about spending days in the deep roads, covered in blood and bile and ichor, so of course you’re gonna make your final blow look at least vaguely fancy, because you deserve that much

and i just.  i love it.



Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

August 10 2017

talked to another RA about a scenario we were presented with in training about some asshole yanking off a hijab and dancing around with it like a douche and we both agreed we probably wouldn’t be able to keep calm and would smack a bitch up
honestly? gave me some life

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they look like teachers with sexual tension in an 80′s high school movie that a kid pulled a prank on.





When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?”
And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?”
And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?”
And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!”
And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

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The Signs as Movie Musicals


Cancer:   Les Miserables

Pisces:   RENT

Aries:   Gypsy

Scorpio:   Sweeney Todd

Taurus:  Sound of Music

Libra:  Little Shop of Horrors

Sagittarius:    Chicago

Leo:   Phantom of the Opera

Aquarius:    Hairspray

Virgo:   The Last 5 Years

Gemini:   West Side Story

Capricorn:   The Wiz



love being attracted to hot girls and simultaneously being sad that i am not said hot girl nor will i ever be like her,

wow so we’re all just a bunch of sad gay bitches out here? mood

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